toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

by P. Dub December 29, 2006

Tories

Posh British twats mainly from the south of the UK who support the Conservative party and hate the Labour Party. Basically they are racist, greedy and posh stuck up shits who like Borris Noncen

Tories: oh up north they are highly uncivilized.
Northerners: Tories, twats no difference.

by UK DEFINER March 19, 2021

tories

Tories is the colloquial word for supporters of the conservative party in the UK. Historically, the word Tory has also been used for those who support the British monarchy.

It is derived from the middle irish word "tóraidhe", meaning outlaw, robber and pursuit.

Its use is considered abusive, specially if it's used by opponents of the party.

They have been lifelong tories, so it's no suprise they supports the conservatives.

by Ernestine Lemmingway November 3, 2007

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

by Telephony June 29, 2015

toxiest

/toks-i-est/ . adjective: the most toxic, the most poisonous.

the toxiest brew is coming!

by ri-lo April 20, 2018

Togethering

It's everything we do together...living, doubting, following, loving, etc.--together-ing

May we live life Togethering

by Keath Pearson March 31, 2009