Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

by David1965 July 13, 2010

toting

Trick - or - Treating (on Halloween)

hey u going toting?
huh?
oh, nah, too old

by BAZAM November 19, 2007

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Totting

The act of thinking about, ordering or consuming McMenamin's Cajun Tots. Preferably daily during Happy Hour for $1 w/ ranch dressing.

Gina, "Would you like to go totting tomorrow?"

Lauren, "Uhhh yeah! Totting is only my favorite thing to do!"

Gina, "We should get at least 2!"

by Bromancer20 May 27, 2010

tefting

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

by Gary Mack June 24, 2008

toxting

Talking via textual communication. (A combination of talking and texting.)

Dude 1: Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was toxting my grandma on Skype.

n00b: What's Skype?

by greenmoss13 April 29, 2010