Wii Todd

A derogatory name to call Nintendo Wii fanboys, often due to the fact that it sounds like "retard."

Look at that Wii Todd flaming everyone in our Xbox 360 forum.

by GSXER November 25, 2007

Todd Howard

A Literal God amongst men

also a member of the chess club

Todd Howard dropped fallout 4 and soon fallout 76.

by TheProph3t June 12, 2018

Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Based on a Broadway Musical, it was modernly remade by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd and Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett.
It is about a man who was wrongfully sent away for a crime he did not do and took his revenge on the people of London with the help of Mrs. Lovett, a woman who has been in love with him for many years.

Sweeney Todd was driven by revenge and Mrs. Lovett was driven by love.

by teresaxlove October 18, 2008

Uncle Todd

A derisive term used to describe a white person who consistently talks negatively about white people, cultures and actions.

Why does Jim always bring up that Thomas Jefferson was a slave-owner? What an Uncle Todd.

by Joshuwon March 5, 2010

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

toddler

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"

by megagogy February 17, 2008