shit toboggan

Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.

I'm just gonna hop on the shit toboggan and ride out this hellride of a week.

by Dusty Pellegrino June 9, 2011

Flesh toboggan

Arse; ass; backside; butt; bum. (Usually used in the context of snowsports.)

I went flying, lost my skis and completed the slope on the flesh toboggan.

by Johnny Knack January 26, 2015

dirty toboggan

In order to preform the dirty toboggan you must first have yourself a toboggan. Once you have done this step you then have to grab your partner (May be male, female, tranny, etc.) and vigorously penetrate them anally. When you are close to ejaculation you have to take your penis out of the anus and ejaculate into a pile of snow. Then you take your partners head and smear it in the jizz covered snow, and yell "DIRTY TOBOGGAN!".

Jessy: "So where did you bring Anna last night?"
Jeffery: "I brought her to the hill and gave her a Dirty Toboggan".
Jessy: "No way man I'm so jealous!"

by TobogganMan December 24, 2013

Toboggan Ride

When having sex, doggy style at the top of a flight of stairs, the man proceeds to put the female into a full nelson, thus rendering her arms helpless, and then rides her down the stairs. Caution the female will usually sustain heavy damages and will need to seek medical attention, leave this to the professionals.

My wife though she was getting kinky when she let me fuck her doggy style at the top of the stairs. Little did she know,a toboggan ride was in her future. This is why I am now divorced.


Sandra: My boyfriend showed no mercy last night and gave me horrible rug burn on my knees.
Molly: You think your boyfriend's bad? At least he didn’t put you in a full nelson and toboggan ride you down the stairs. He almost ripped my nipples off.

by Alex Mutha fuckas August 13, 2011

Tobogganing

A sexual position in which a man is making love to his woman's breasts and pushes her down the stairs. He then grabs her by the pigtails and ride her down to the bottom. Typically a New England thing.

The last time my girl and I were tobogganing, we went, down the stairs, straight out the front door and into the street where her neighbor saw us and gave us a nice thumbs up, saying, "nice tobogganing!"

by Jalyssia February 17, 2018

toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!

"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.

by Colin January 12, 2005

sloppy toboggan

When you let a double chalupa from taco bell sit too long and the bottom falls out.

Son of a bitch Gerald! I dont have a fork for my sloppy toboggan!

by thatsteelersguy February 6, 2019