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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
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TOASTED Ravioli

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.
TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.
by MO2CA September 29, 2011
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toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020
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toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle!
by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020
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toastie

the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.
Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
by i'mthatguy532 July 6, 2021
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cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.
by Chika January 15, 2007
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fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.
Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night
by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007
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