Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

toadery

Used for situations which lend themselves to false-flattery and being a 'yes-man'. See toady.

When Juan endorsed said he liked an obscure artist, all his entourage agreed despite never hearing him play. The group had sank to the depths of toadery.

by Hobbit+Feet January 10, 2008

Todgertingle

A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.

Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
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by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

tradge

tradge is a shorter version of tragic that can be used in a slang way.

“omg that dress is so tradge” , or , “omg my aunt died that’s tradge”

by willneskrrrquavo July 9, 2019

Twadger

Scots word but more specifically Glaswegian which is a combination of twat (female genitalia) and tadger (from the more common English term todger referring to a penis). Other forms exist in common Scots parlance e.g. fannnybaws. Quite ahead of its time in being a gender neutral insult.

Used in a derogatory sense, e.g. he’s such a twadger so he is.

by ZimSalaBim July 30, 2019

Todgered

“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.

Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!

Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!

by Felton Lichtersnatch October 29, 2021

Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022