Brexit

When, in mid-conversation, many English people just inexplicably decide to wander off, while any normal person would at least offer a 'BRB' of some kind. They tend to be gone for a long time, possibly even all day long, and when they get back act like they never left.

"So, Ashley, how was brexit?" "Huh?"

by CJCsomething May 30, 2018

Brexit

A self-inflicted disaster, requiring a distinct lack of sense.

If you want to completely brexit a bridge from Ireland to Mainland Europe, get the guy who couldn't build a bridge across the Thames.

by Boris Bridge March 21, 2021

Brexit

Brexit is when you promise to pull out, but you don’t.

I told Johnson we had to Brexit and when it was time he didn’t pull out.

I promised her I would pull out but instead I pulled a brexit.

Sometimes when I brexit I end up with a child 9 months later. That makes 3 these past 2 years. 2 with Teresa and one with Boris.

I am British and my wife is European so I can do a proper brexit.

by Awesomeluc December 8, 2019

Brexiting

Telling everyone at the party you are leaving, but actually staying

Joe yelled he was brexiting but still was there till the end of the party.

by FatherofDictionary March 30, 2019

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

Brexit

The Separation of the UK from the EU
(This was a stupid Idea from the start)

Brexit is going to happen

by Lewizz10 January 18, 2019

Brexiteer

slang for someone who chats shite and is always unrealistic.

You know like that mate everyone has, who when your in the pub on a Wednesday and some guy you vaguely know says ‘Alright lads you coming to footy on Saturday, early kick off at Midday..load of the lads meeting at the pub at 10.30am’
You say ‘Doubt it mate, we are out for Fat Baz’s Stag Do In Dam on Thursday and Friday and Dodgy Tony has a link up, our flight don’t land at Heathrow until 10am Saturday morning’
But your mate says ‘I will be there, I am King of the Sess’ even though he is already talking in joined up writing after one pint of 3.4% bitter.
Fucking stupid Brexiteer.

by Rascal G November 16, 2018