by Kingofdick February 7, 2019
Get the Tonka titties mug.A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.
by DonnieLilD July 10, 2016
Get the Spring Break Titties mug.Related Words
Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
Get the Titistics mug.A single woman with large breasts.
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
Get the Miss Titties mug.When you are at home at going about your business in a T-shirt braless and your titties are way out front.
This weekend I was chillin and watching tv and the doorbell rang. I answered it and totally forgot I was wearing my home titties.
by CBezu May 27, 2019
Get the home titties mug.The day before your birthday, in which it is perfectly acceptable to go out with your friends, get completely hammered, and act like a fool in celebration. This day is in conjunction with Booty Day, which is the day after your birthday.
Matthew got wasted on his Titties Day, after drinking three pitchers of beer, and loudly proclaimed that the best titties around were "ALL OF THEM!"
by Token Ese May 14, 2013
Get the Titties Day mug.A smart and attractive woman. sarcastic. Gives best advices. Loves food
If in a relationship, she is reliable and caring. But expects a lots from others. hideous and most of all clumsy.
If in a relationship, she is reliable and caring. But expects a lots from others. hideous and most of all clumsy.
by Who gives a **** about me😥 June 1, 2019
Get the Titiksha mug.