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by godess_bitches December 17, 2017
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"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007
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Other Guy: Wow. What a Tinesh.
Other Guy: Wow. What a Tinesh.
by STRS September 22, 2010
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Guys, heads up..the post from Baby Girl/ w pic..seeking young guys for the evening..the pic is a fake..tineye it and you'll see it used several times at different sites on the internet in various websites..word to the wise on that one.
by rombi January 6, 2011
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by tayleebo March 23, 2003
Get the Tiner Stick mug.An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.
2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
by vagdoc October 13, 2011
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