Tilting the Hourglass

one of the BEST songs ever by Alesana

Tilting the Hourglass goes like: Emptiness has darkened my eyes as I hoplessley beg for my life to end. Tell me why.

by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

Telling a Romney

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

telling on

to tell on someone is to inform his or her parent/guardian/superior/jedi that they were recently caught doing the hibbity gibbity with their cousin and are now acting sheepish.

Oh my god, Tim, don't you know that telling on your mate is not lekker!

by Milkmobile July 25, 2014

telling a daniel

To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.

Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.

Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.

Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?

by Boss Hog 1234 March 5, 2017

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

Tilingerr

Probably funnier than you, amazing artist that draws sexy art

Person 1 : yo stop talking about Zhongdain

Tilingerr : no

by Chwiimp August 13, 2021

Tilting

This is a term in poker used when a player starts playing worse after losing close/multiple hands. It's also said that a player is "on tilt".

This term comes from pinball machines. If you lifted or banged the machine too hard the "Tilt!" sign would light up, your controls would lock up, and you'd lose the ball in play.

Bill got his aces cracked again and he's tilting.

by Yobar-23 August 5, 2021