tile texting 

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

tile texting by tardilady March 4, 2025

Tile check

When playing Words with Friends, Scrabble, or Crossplay, you screenshot and send your proposed tiles to someone.

There is no way my mom actually knew the word 'syzygy'. She’s definitely pulling a tile check and sending her Scrabble board to my sister for help.

Tile check by oldsheepie April 30, 2026

Shitting tile 

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.

Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.

Shitting tile by kreegan July 25, 2011

Bust a Tile 

To chip, knock or bust a tooth from your mouth. Can be done by your own doing or from someone hacking your jaw good.

Braaaaaa ya better shut ya hole right now cuz I'm fidden to bust a tile yo.

Bust a Tile by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

grouting tile 

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.

I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.

grouting tile by Csweenes November 19, 2014

laying tile 

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

laying tile by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Mop My Tile 

Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!

Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!

Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE

Mop My Tile by Nisa & Amy January 30, 2008