The act of placing an empty corona bottle into the anus of another. The bottle should be inserted bottom first. Once the bottle is inserted the other party can look into the open bottle and take a look at the inside of the anus. It is a tasteful mix of voyeurism and sado-masochism.
Hey I'm gonna give you a tijuana spyglass I am going to take this bottle and shove it up your ass.
Me: Why?
So I can check out that hot colon.
Me: Why?
So I can check out that hot colon.
by Clint Wilder March 08, 2008
When you use any restroom and the smell is so bad from the previous person (or live action), you pull your shirt over your face & resort to smelling yourself going to the bathroom for relief.
by Ballbag 48 March 26, 2014
by TequilatTittyTwister June 29, 2015
Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!
Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?
Person 1 - No...
Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...
Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?
Person 1 - No...
Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...
by Stryker916 November 22, 2011
A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.
Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.
Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!
Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!
by TricepLincoln December 07, 2009
That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.
A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes."
B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."
A: "RIP Darell's rectum."
B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."
A: "RIP Darell's rectum."
by kaigaidemon July 17, 2015
No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.
"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."
"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
by BubbaGannoosh December 01, 2016