tijuana spyglass

The act of placing an empty corona bottle into the anus of another. The bottle should be inserted bottom first. Once the bottle is inserted the other party can look into the open bottle and take a look at the inside of the anus. It is a tasteful mix of voyeurism and sado-masochism.

Hey I'm gonna give you a tijuana spyglass I am going to take this bottle and shove it up your ass.

Me: Why?

So I can check out that hot colon.

by Clint Wilder March 8, 2008

Tijuana Asspiss

That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.

A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes."

B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."

A: "RIP Darell's rectum."

by kaigaidemon August 25, 2015

Tijuana Tittylickin'

A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.

Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.

Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!

by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009

Tijuana Firework

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

Don't drink the water, it gave me some nasty Tijuana fireworks

by TequilatTittyTwister July 10, 2015

Going to Tijuana

Taking a shit of some description, the size and nature of the load depending on the context and delivery of the phrase.

I don't care that we're in the Vatican... I'm Going to Tijuana!

by Anil Brett August 1, 2011

Tijuana Slugger

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

by Stryker916 November 21, 2011

tijuana cheesecake

No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.

"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."

"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."

by BubbaGannoosh December 1, 2016