The Three Kings

Notorious hacker cult with origins (purportedly) in the state of Florida. No one is quite sure who the "3 kings" actually are, but they have made a name for themselves by coding unstoppably malicious computer viruses and laying tons of hot chicks. Often abbreviated as t3k

Norton has detected a virus: 3Kings.Bluesky.Trojan, I'm screwed. It's the Three Kings.

by berkeleyHelpDesk March 1, 2009

Threemour

An abnormally large tumour.

That patient's tumour is so big, it's starting to look like a threemour!

by SellyOakRam June 2, 2011

three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.

"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009