DEATH THREAT

an very useless statement unless its someone you randomly come across ( in real life, not the internet) then you should fear your life (now im fearing my life lol)

DEATH THREAT: in the internet: you better not delay the game or else you wont be publishing the game
in real life: alright, you better pay up, or else we WILL find a way to make you pay up

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

minor threat

fucking awsome band

when i think of sXe i think of pussy too scared to smoke or drink when i think of minor threat i think of a punk band that were not fucking pussy that didnt feel like fucking up there minds

by mu moo April 23, 2004

a global threat

Fucking awesome punk band

Young and Dead, Cause For Abortion, Conformity, False Patriot....

by fuck yeah March 30, 2004

existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.

An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.

by Me Roboto December 15, 2022

Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"

by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016

Deep threat

When you're getting all emotional and take a banana to bed with you. Half of you wants to eat it, the other half wants to talk dirty to it. For some reason ford employees are especially susceptible to the bananas sexiness.

Deep threat
"Ugh I hate you so much banana!! You shoulda never been bor.... what's that you say banana? My pillow is soft?! Why yes it is! I really like yellow. Yellow like the colour of lemons - fuck You banana! You'll never be a lemon!! God you feel so ripe..."

by Gashgirl March 29, 2017

Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010