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thend

"the end" without all the unnecessary parts. A faster, more convenient/incredibly lazy way of saying something that's already short and simple.
No. This conversation is over, thend.
by Steele <3 July 9, 2010
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thongslapper

Generally refers to a 4.2 litre (253 ci) Holden engine The exhaust note sounds like 2 thongs (flip flops) being quickly clapped together

The clap clap noise can also be heard coming from people bench racing their mouths
Listen to that ThongSlapper (as a 253 powered Holden drives by)
by Greened June 12, 2019
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Henry Dick Thong

The worst and most dangerous alien/communist every. He also carries a deadly and super contagious.
I hope the FDA can stop Henry Dick Thong and kill him.
by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017
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thong job

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.
After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.
by Lee June 15, 2004
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Thendi

Then-Dee
Thendi is a Malayalam word. A thendi is a word used to describe a person as a vagabond or a bum. It is also used to describe someone with roaming eyes.
Man, he's such a thendi.
by AbsolutRaj April 11, 2008
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Thong Bombed

This happens when a woman you don't want to, bends over in front of you showing you her nasty thong.
Man, that nasty Ho just Thong Bombed me.
by Kindlysinful69 November 30, 2014
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thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.
"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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