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Therapist Syndrome 

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.
Guy 1: ...and then he was all like...bla...bla...bla...bla...
Therapist syndrome guy: Cool story bro...
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Therapist Appreciation Day 

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit
Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.

therapist doctor 

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy
friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)

Therapist Appreciation Week

Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?

It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).

Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?

Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
Therapist Appreciation Week:

Weekdays:

hey therapist,
personalized paragraph

Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)

Therapist Special 

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.
I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

therapist lola

therapist lola is the most precious and peaceful therapist in all of com.
therapist lola cured me of depression

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010