Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.

During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Coincidence Theorist

A person who rejects conspiracy theories, even though (in some cases) there is sufficient evidence to suggest that the "conspiracy theory" may, in fact, be true.

The Coincidence Theorists argue that it's just a coincidence that a significant portion of Hollywood stars & musicians are now openly Satanic

by OfficialUrbanus May 30, 2024

Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025