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Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.
It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.
by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023
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Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.
During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire
Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.
by Andymul January 1, 2023
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Coincidence Theorist

A person who rejects conspiracy theories, even though (in some cases) there is sufficient evidence to suggest that the "conspiracy theory" may, in fact, be true.
The Coincidence Theorists argue that it's just a coincidence that a significant portion of Hollywood stars & musicians are now openly Satanic
by OfficialUrbanus May 30, 2024
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Ignorance Theorist

A person that regurgitates Main Stream Media Narratives as Factual without doing any sort of Independent Research into whether or not what the information they are regurgitating is Factual or Not.....
I told my Uncle who only ever watches CNN that he is an Ignorance Theorist after he told me their was absolutely no Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even though I have seen surveillance video of Election Workers continuing to illegally count votes after they got everyone to leave the Vote Counting area in the middle of the Night......
by GetL0st December 6, 2020
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Speech Theorist

Homie 1: Did you hear about that bitch named Speech Theorist?

Homie 2: Yeah he a bitch fr.
by DarkendMage May 22, 2024
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Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
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