Game of Thrones

A contest in which drunk folks hunt down as many public restrooms in one hour as possible and tally the number of thrones on which they’ve taken a dump.

He keeps going through snow and sleet and always nails this Game of Thrones sitting down, that’s why we call him we call him the King!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

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Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

by trev the terror June 9, 2019

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A theosexualist is a person who believes that the only normal sexuality is that which is expressed by the doctrine of their religion and who insist that their beliefs on sexuality be enforced in civil law.

She is a theosexualist who actively campaigns to have her religions doctrine on sexuality enshrined in law.

by Wordlink June 7, 2014

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throne of glass

1.) a throne made of glass

2.) the best book you could read, you should read it now

throne of glass had pointy glass tips

by Birdsong January 15, 2017

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jammin' on the one

1-What you say at a party.
2-What Theo Huxtable says at a party.

Just jammin' on the one fo' shizzle.

by Smuckers March 11, 2004

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Pythagorean Theorem

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016

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