Theodore's Law

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009

"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."

by Warrencraft October 12, 2009

Theodore G.

Man this dude is a sith master.

Theo: Thank the force!
Zach: Laughs.
Theo: So I was reading my book last night...
Zach: Cracks up, snots on hand. Gross.

by A-dizzle April 8, 2005

Theodore Broosevelt

Combining the word "bro" with the U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt's last name to form a more distinguished way to call someone a bro.

Phrase originally coined by Cool Dang Sarazing circa 2009. This phrase has become a popular insult/compliment to many people in the U.P. of Michigan.

bro 1 to self in mirror: what's up Theodore Broosevelt!

bro 1: "giggles to self"

by tyamo April 5, 2011

Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"

Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry

by Sebastian294 March 22, 2021

Theodore G.

The funniest french bastard ever, who likes to "do homework" and "go outside for a little bit" because he is such a good little French boy. He loves Starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn't really mean it, and it's usually funny. May Theo go out through history and the "Funny French Boy Who Could"

Theo: Um Thew? I don't speak "Jew."

Theo: (insert here) for many moons.

(WAY over used, but it's always funny when he does it)

Theo: Heey, esé...

by [not listed] February 15, 2005

Theodore the Ginger Cat

Theodore the Ginger Cat is the greatest Cat to ever walk the earth. He can crush entire armies with his little finger whilst feeding the poor just by blessing them with his wonderful speech. Yah, Theodore the Ginger Cat, a Cat among Pussies.

"OMG, I am unworthy, Theodore the Ginger Cat, to be shot by a gun containing hardened pieces of your shit. Use the shit to fertilise Africa, and I'll hang myself." -A typical reaction

by Jason Chandler July 2, 2004

theodore long

The General Manager of SmackDown!

"Holla holla holla!"

-Theodore Long

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008