thejob12345

very pro and skilled person

"you're so thejob12345 at this game"

by Thejob12345 March 27, 2022

TheJascal

the coolest person that has ever existed in human history

TheJascal is the coolest guy ever

by TheJascal August 5, 2022

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

The J.F. Garapey

When you Jizz on an autistic girls face, and tell her she's your only chance to get a green card.

Dude 1:"Man I gave my girl The J.F. Garapey and she broke up with me"
Dude 2:"Maybe you shouldn't have done it in ze pooblic space?"

by Andy Warski May 19, 2018

thejong

is a spontaneous emotion of overwhelming joy or acute joyfulness. jong for short, also repeated twice to signify double the intensity in sudden thejong excitement. in G-terms
its the masculine form of feeling Jolly or joyful. Because unless your Santa saying you feel jolly just aint pimpin.

how you feeling today?
- Dude, im thejong!

phrase;
My presence gots ladies feeling thejong.
I am thejong

by theJONGJONG October 18, 2009

The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022

Thejal

An amazing person. She has a good heart in every single way. She can be a bit of a pain but only for good reasons. Thejal is a fun and outgoing person when you know her well. Thejal plays the flute and loves fluffy animals.

Hi Thejal!

by thebattlecatmaster June 10, 2018