Wyoming Werewolf

The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.

Totally got Corey with the Wyoming Werewolf last night... I think he liked it.

by J D Dub September 27, 2009

Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.

Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.

by nadolf August 23, 2006

Werewolf Killer

A Werewolf Killer is slang for a Coors Light beer. What kills a werewolf? A silver bullet......and what is a Coors Light? A Werewolf Killer!

BARTENDER: What can I getcha?

COOL PERSON: I'll have a round of Werewolf Killer's for the boys!

by IVquad June 28, 2008

Werewolf Vegetarian

A vegetarian who only eats meat on the full moon.

This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.

"Rob I thought you were a vegetarian, why are you eating that steak???"

"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."

by Atreyu October 18, 2007

werewolf fishing

when you are fingering a hairy girl and when you pull out, you have gunk on your fingers.

bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing

by woah wait a sec. April 13, 2011

internet werewolf

An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.

Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!

Post-Transformation:

Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!

Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game

Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!

Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..

Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!

Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

werewolf johnson

That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.

"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."

by The Legendary PB Bunkcus November 14, 2019