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the pizzabowl trick

basically an irish witch lowers the microwave
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses
The witch completed her occults mission in Mesō and chose to do the pizza bowl trick, yet she was hoping to do the whole planet. She was pissed when she could only do her own dukies at home using the pizzabowl trick. She empty her butt scooter into the microwave and spread her majic far and wide in there. She nuked for 12 minutes and proceeded to eat, while that Kermit The Frog Guy Sings Her the song Beautiful World. 'Hun, so its not ending?' Witch. Husband ~ 'Nope but the gents are here to watch football and I forgot to tell you that. Can myself und bro SawYems we hope go to Toms or Bills indefinitely?' Und as she sqawled und she wallowed at her munch tallowed, she though not Aw though.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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Trick the Gucci

U playing w/yo life tryna Finesse the Right one & it backfires costing u more than u could afford to loose.
"U tried to Trick the Gucci. I f*cked yo Girl. While u was Gone. Then F*cked yo Girl, while u was Home. She's home alone, she called my phone, she gave me Dome, & won't leave me Lone."
by ManiWorld5 December 13, 2021
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THE PATRONI HAT TRICK

is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??

mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010
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The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.
"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"
by Snagglz_Maw May 20, 2006
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Trick of the Hat

A turn of phrase describing a clever workaround to a problem.
"I dodged that crazy chick with just a trick of the hat!"
by Turningtrixy May 11, 2015
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The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.
Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick
by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017
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The Old Door Trick

The method of removing a soiled tampon by connecting the string to a doorknob with a longer string and then slamming the door. Similar to how adult teeth are extracted.

It is common practice and courtesy to drape plastic sheeting along the walls, ceiling, and flooring if this is not performed in one's own home.
Lina: "Oh shit, my period ended a week ago and I forgot to take out my tampon! It looks like it's not budging... I better resort to The Old Door Trick before the TSS sets in!"
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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