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Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.
So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
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Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.
What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'
by Abby April 4, 2005
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Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

A small breed of spaniel that weights, on average 15 or 16 pounds. Four coat variations occur: Blenheim, Tricolour, Black and Tan, and Ruby. A favorite breed of Britain's King Charles II, it also used to be the royal dog. Cavaliers are typically very friendly dogs, and excellent with children
That dog over there might look a bit like a cocker spaniel, but in reality it is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
by I'mnotcertain December 10, 2010
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Tits like a Spaniels Ears

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears
by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010
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Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel
"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"
by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011
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Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
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