Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

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Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

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Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

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Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

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jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

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