The Garden

The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.

Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.

Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.

by Marizipan October 13, 2008

digging in the garden

while the man is hitting it doggy style he has his finger in the wowans asshole digging for corn, peanuts, okra stems etc. etc.

My girlfriend was stopped up so I had to go digging in the garden.

by scott and joey January 14, 2009

Over the garden wall

A metaphor for “having/had a near-death experience”.

Person 1: “where were you?? You missed the exam!”
Person 2, fresh outta the hospital: “Oh, I was just over the garden wall. But I came back!”

by M•A•R•S November 7, 2022

Drag it through the garden

The act of applying vegetables to one's sandwhich or burger without specifiying which ones in particular.

Gary: What do you want on your burger?

Bob: Whatever, just drag it through the garden..

Gary: Fag..

by Highlytrained Hound May 4, 2014

snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.

Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!

by Trigga Finga May 3, 2013

Sold up the garden path

To be humiliated by your opponent in an activity of competitive nature, or to be conned or outsmarted by something/someone.

If one was to beat another at a sport such as pool, and said person beat the other by "8-balling" him, then he could've been said to have been "sold up the garden path" by the victor.

If one was to have bought something for £400 that could normally have been purchased for a fraction of the price, he could also have been said to have been "sold up the garden path".

by duncan bell October 6, 2004