EBay

Somewhere where people lose their v bucks and virginity

I lost my V bucks on EBay!

by Yeet1001 February 25, 2019

ebay

an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$

Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it.
B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately.
A: er, getta life <mrft>

by flippytale January 15, 2004

eBay

The only place you can buy a bear for $20 thats been filled with some randoms cum.

mmmm
bear filled with some strangers cum... Ohh the things i can do with this

by do do do May 20, 2005

ebay

One of Saddam Hussein's late sons killed July 22, 2003 in a coalition operation on the town of Mosul, Iraq.

Doobie and Ebay Hussien were numbers 2 and 3 on the U. S. Central Command's list of the top 55 most wanted.

by Wigga July 23, 2003

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

eBay

Quality ass shit at stolen ass prices

My brand fucking new VCR got robbed and turned up on ebay!

by oobstef July 24, 2003

eBay

Where you can sell your most crappiest household items, including your computer, mother, dog and toaster (Y)

girl: HEYYYY, where did mom gooo?

brother: yo bitch, i sold it on ebay.

by hello_jim July 16, 2007