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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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curtis oil canvas

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome
by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008
mugGet the curtis oil canvasmug.

Canvas

Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!

Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
by IToldYouNotToTouchIt May 5, 2022
mugGet the Canvasmug.

Canvas

A sexy woman you paint repeatedly with cum
That big titty sexpot Trixie is the perfect canvas. I can paint a Jackson Pollock on her with my man goo
by chorizogordo February 1, 2024
mugGet the Canvasmug.

Colgate’s Canvas

Another way of referring to teeth, especially if the owner of the teeth has very good oral hygiene.

Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers
Amanda was a monthly visitor to her dentist and brushed 4 times a day. Her friends constantly tried to make her smile just so they could get a glimpse of Colgate’s canvas.
by UnbaisedDictionary02 May 2, 2023
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Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.
by kdwilco August 21, 2009
mugGet the Paint the canvasmug.

canvas discussions

This means that the discussions are tedious and literally no one cares about them! Most students just find some answer on google and summarize it as their discussion.
Students don’t forget to finish your canvas discussions tonight. Its worth 10 points!
by clife March 10, 2021
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