two

Used by Cub-Scout Colour-Guards where I'm from, (not really pretty universal) usually to dismiss the plebs that are ruled by the benevolent speaker of the Colour-Guards.
(Example is at end of a Scout event because before the Scout event would be too long)

Color guard, attention. Will the audience please rise?
Color guard, advance, Scout salute.
Color guard, retire the colors. (Flags)
Two.

by reelmsysdefs March 31, 2022

two up two down

Name/hand signal for the great state of Virginia. Put two fingers up and two fingers down to represent the V A.

G-Wheezy: "Ey yo, where you from hoss?"
B-Hyphy: "You know I represent two up two down for life."
G-Wheezy: "I know thats right."

by John Chadson November 7, 2006

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Two in the poo, two in the goo

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.

Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner

by Jordo1981 November 24, 2010

Two Turnin' Two Burnin'

1. In older times (40's-50's) a term for dogfights/airplane combat. 'Two turnin'' refers to the propellers, and 'two burning'' refers to the two machine guns affixed to the plane.

Two Turnin' Two Burnin', and flack so thick you can walk on it.

by Vemiermark4 May 26, 2006

Two trucks

A great song by lemon demon about two trucks having sex

Did you just hear that Dominick was jerking off in class to two trucks?

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019