by m0dizzle October 5, 2012
by Jason Pogany April 21, 2010
A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
by Alfie The Horndog August 19, 2005
Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...
Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*
Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.
- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,
Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.
Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*
Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.
- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,
Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.
by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019
to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.
comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?
Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.
Amanda: ewww.
Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.
Amanda: ewww.
by ohhelloamanda April 21, 2010
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