Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

Pufferfish

Augh

Chef: *takes pufferfish out of the tank*
Chef: *feeds it carrots to prove it has a strong jaw*
Pufferfish: Augh

by Co0lerw0rdM4n September 7, 2020

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

PUFFERFISH

A person who lies about being pregnant

April fools I'm not actually pregnant, Karen your such a pufferfish.

by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022

Pufferfish

Augh

Chef: takes pufferfish out of the tank
Chef: feeds it carrots to prove its jaw strength
Pufferfish: Moans

by Co0lerw0rdM4n September 7, 2020