A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.
Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*
Person 1: ahhh..weed..
Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!
One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.
Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!
*8 minutes later*
Person 1: ahhh..weed..
Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!
One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.
Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!
by Authority June 13, 2007
Get the Policemug. A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.
Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
by Police Patrol July 2, 2008
Get the Policemug. 1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.
2. Something that rappers like to rap about
2. Something that rappers like to rap about
1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!
2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!
2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!
by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008
Get the policemug. Scum who claim to be "protecting" citizens, but in truth are simply glorified tax collectors busting people for drugs, underage drinking, and speeding all while being very slow to respond to serious emergencies.
Guy 1: That asshole gave me a parking ticket for a half-inch too close to the curb. When i called them because someone was robbing my house, that same asshole shows up two hours late
Guy 2: He must be part of the police
Guy 2: He must be part of the police
by YoyoMa2 August 27, 2006
Get the policemug. by p220sig45 August 16, 2003
Get the Policemug. A right-wing authoritarian organisation hell-bent on domination, but who are often perceived as a bunch of fluffy teddy bears by right wing morons who don't have a brain cell between them.
People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.
People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.
FUCK the police!!!!!
by I hate pigs May 5, 2004
Get the policemug. by Coolripper8853 June 18, 2010
Get the Policemug.