Most of the definitions here represent the 5% (270 million, or ther abouts)of the world who are in the united states. Patriotism is 95% about the rest of the world. Rule Britannia, and fuck your pitiful homelands. Rise again! Rise again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Ocelot is in league with Solidus, and with the Patriots, but will the Patriots condone the acts of either Solidus OR Ocelot?
by Grey Fox November 10, 2004

They are the greatest team since 85' bears stupid. They won 15 in a row!!!!! 10-0 against winning teams. Stupid People stop complaning about the patriots saying they suck because you are jealous. i mean get a life. Pats fans waited forever for the patriots to get good and it finnally happend. So stop complaing and being jealous.
the patriots are good, if you think not your credibility is not very good and whatever you say about football teams is useless
by bobb May 15, 2004

1. Noun: One who loves and supports his or her country and the ideals it represents.
2. Noun when used by a Trump supporter: Scumbag.
-Note the Trump supporter doesn't need to be referring specifically to Trump for this definition to apply.
2. Noun when used by a Trump supporter: Scumbag.
-Note the Trump supporter doesn't need to be referring specifically to Trump for this definition to apply.
Ex: 1 The men who fought in WWII were true patriots. They were willing to fight what must've seemed like a never ending war for the safety of their country and what they believed in.
2. 2 Did you see the way Trump took those children, separated them from their parents, and put them in cages in the name of our national security? What a true patriot.
3.2 I'm all for Alex Jones raising questions about the Sandy Hook shooting. How dare the "parents" try to grieve and move on with their lives in piece. Only true patriots like Alex are willing to scream the tough questions like a goddamn ape.
2. 2 Did you see the way Trump took those children, separated them from their parents, and put them in cages in the name of our national security? What a true patriot.
3.2 I'm all for Alex Jones raising questions about the Sandy Hook shooting. How dare the "parents" try to grieve and move on with their lives in piece. Only true patriots like Alex are willing to scream the tough questions like a goddamn ape.
by Night-Shift July 26, 2018

Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.
True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.
The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.
The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.
by sux0r February 4, 2008

1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.
2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
1.
The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.
2.
Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.
2.
Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
by Sid Barrett February 6, 2008

The greatest NFL "TEAM" in history. They have a chance to 3-peat and win 4 out of 5 championships in an era where free agency makes it very difficult to win consistently. Tom Brady is the most underrated QB in NFL history (quite a few QBs who get paid much more than him) even though he keeps bitch slappin' all the haters. He'd rather cut his pay in order to help his teammates. For the haters: The Panthers was a joke. It wasn't even competitive.
Every haters keep bitchin' about the Patriots, making excuses about their schedule, but they just keep winning..... 3 super bowls out of 4 years, and may win again this year.
by Brady Rocks January 12, 2006
