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The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut
Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches
by The_big man March 15, 2022
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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
by l3ogroll October 17, 2009
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The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.
Roee definitely has the Hebrew log.
by Daddy1029384756 March 8, 2023
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The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
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log through the pain

Keep your chin up
Used by Tommyinit and Ghostbur when Tommy got exiled from his home. When Tommy was exiled, he was alone with Ghostbur on a deserted land and missed his home, his friends. To get through the hardship, he worshipped logs to cope with the loneliness and his sanity.
Tommy: *Got exiled by his best friend and is now isolated*
Tommy: LOG THROUGH THE PAIN
by Mystic_606 December 6, 2020
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drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
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The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.
Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.
by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006
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