farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.

The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.

by natesog9779 March 27, 2016

anal glide

Anal glide is a soft liquid to get the Dick in the pussy

Dude did you buy the anal glide for tonight?

by Snsksk February 14, 2017

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

by shipyardtrash777 June 17, 2013

Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.

Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.

by Zeebie July 17, 2011

wide glide

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all

Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?

by farmritch February 12, 2008

Asian Glide

Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!

"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004