A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?
Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.
by Nsomniac June 15, 2016
Get the Gas Station Corndogmug. 1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...
by SylayS January 3, 2014
Get the gas station condommug. by saucysausage January 8, 2016
Get the louisiana gas stationmug. When one accepts a ride from a complete stranger in Morocco, and ends up participating in homosexuals acts at a gas station as a result.
Man A: Got any tourist tips for my trip to Morocco?
Man B: Never accept a ride from a random dude, he will front like he wants nothing but then he will try and Moroccan Gas Station you.
Man B: Never accept a ride from a random dude, he will front like he wants nothing but then he will try and Moroccan Gas Station you.
by KashREAM July 25, 2011
Get the Moroccan Gas Stationmug. The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.
Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
by FatPappy December 2, 2010
Get the gas station screwdrivermug. man i was about to bone your mom and she bent over and her brown baloon knot opened so wide that i almost threw up causing me to loose my boner so i gave her a kentucky gas station!
by kak zane December 4, 2010
Get the kentucky gas stationmug. Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
by The Partygoers! June 19, 2021
Get the You, Me, Gas Stationmug.