A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023
Get the Florida footlong fountainmug. A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022
Get the Filthy Footlongmug. oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
by anonymous December 18, 2020
Get the Mustard Footlongmug. by footlongbrownie November 28, 2020
Get the footlong browniemug.