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Flappy flounder

An act where a guy and a girl are having sex and after he cums, the girl sits on his face and and slides all over his face
Bro, i heard that jasmine gave ricky a Flappy flounder last night
by King_squirlie June 16, 2021
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Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."
by Tuckered out May 17, 2010
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fuzzy flounder

A term referring to a vagina.
I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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ass flounder

Steven and Nelson are both ass flounders.
by Amy Basil November 14, 2006
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Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013
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Flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.
Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night

Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.
by smoke the ganja September 18, 2016
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not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.
B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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