ended

To end oneself, or to be ended. To have an acident, or meet with a misfortunate incident resulting in injury or serious bodily harm.

"Shit man,he's a toser, I'm going to end him"- "Gosh, I do find that gentleman over there rather unpleasant, I think I shall have to resort to violence"

by Kate June 11, 2003

The End.

A way to settle an argument by which you come out as the victor. Allowing your verbal sparring partner to realise that no matter what they think, you are actually not bothered. You are right, they need to stop talking. It's over. They've lost. Why go on?

"Smoking Soverigns mare you look cool"

"You are retared. Marlborough Light Menthols are clearly where it's at. They're all white, and go with my iPod"

"But Soverigns are cheaper"

"And they taste like shit. The End."

by Matthew McSherry October 02, 2004

the end

The name of Lemony Snicket's 13th book.

Thanks for your time. The end.

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 08, 2006

end

1. a share or portion

2. the greatest

You get an end of the profits for your help, but are still not satisfied. If that is not a good reason to volunteer I don't know what is.

by The Return of Light Joker May 07, 2009

end of!

Finished that is what is important and that is that

Poker endof! in a good way
or "thats it im out of here end of!" in an arguement
"End Of!" to cut a sentance off mid conversation saying thats it

by GaryCole August 11, 2006

ends

giving another brother the 'ends' of your joint or letting them finish it.

me: dude can i ends that zoot?
guy: sure man, you can have ends.

by bong master of old November 15, 2011

Ended

1. The final outcome of Crouch's Life.
2. Destroy remains of all existence, in forms of self esteem, confidence, pleasure.
3. Born with inhibitated physical features including red hair, tiny willy, flat/almost unseeable nipples, red pubs.
4. Can only be performed by superior authority i.e. anyone except crouch.
5. Rodrigo, our lord and saviour shall return to defy critics and officially end crouch to restore peace to the universe.
6. Crouch loves shuttlecocks.
*Note: Often taken place in a certain fraction of the universe, mainly Ended Corner.

It is the end for crouch, he has finally been ended, the wrold has rejoiced and is now celebrating, especially the bandits.

Till the end of time, i shall never be ended.

A reckless bandit can never be ended.

by Bandit One May 11, 2011