Movement to music which the 99.9 % of heterosexual men hate to do. Men only dance becasue girls/chicks/birds nag them to do it and occasionally with hold sex if they don't.
I fucking hate dancing but I want to get in this chicks pants so I better go dance with her.
I can only dance when I'm totally tanked.
I'd rather hang out at the back with the boys and drink rather than looking like a homo on dance floor.
I can only dance when I'm totally tanked.
I'd rather hang out at the back with the boys and drink rather than looking like a homo on dance floor.
by Dundasian February 7, 2005
a euphemism for fucking that men use to lure girls into conversation, contact, and eventually intercourse. often used at a club or party
by t-CONvict February 22, 2006
The act of wildly gesticulating like an ass in a vain attempt to attract someone of the opposite sex.
by BrittOmnRex December 22, 2005
Verb: A politically correct way to describe that you or someone else has made intimate contact with another person. (Useful in work environments)
I danced with your mom last night. We did the Horozontal Mambo. -or-
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.
by King of the dance floor. July 25, 2003
A leisure activity mostly performed by teenage girls that causes them turn in to annoying ass BITCHES.
by JEFF IS RACIST October 11, 2011
An evolutionary display of fitness. A way to show the opposite gender that you are free of disease and have a relatively high number of desirable genetic traits. A way to advertise one’s, not only high level of evolutionary fitness, but also youth and willingness to mate.
Person A: Wanna go dancing?
Person B: No thanks, I prefer my Fallopian Tubes sperm free at this time.
Person B: No thanks, I prefer my Fallopian Tubes sperm free at this time.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021