boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

hoagie crusher

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

by KFED April 30, 2006

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005

FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

ball crusher

A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.

Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.

by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 11, 2007

Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth

Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.

by 8250 February 11, 2010