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The Chipmunk

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.
John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.
by whurley October 20, 2014
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The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.
P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.
by TheBigTen March 25, 2021
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Smackin The Chips

When a male's testicles(the chips) "smacks" the lower portion of a females genitalia during sexual intercourse!
The sex was so hardcore, that her vag was bight red after he was done smackin the chips
by Jimbag November 22, 2009
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Alvin And The Chipmunks

Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.
I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.
by A.Nonymous February 6, 2007
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Rolling in the Chips

(RITC) when someone is extremely drunk and unable to function normally in public.
Wow, I was really rolling in the chips last night.
by Drunkperson May 21, 2013
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Queen of the Chips

The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.

The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.

She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).

Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous August 3, 2013
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alvin and the chipmunks fetish

When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.
man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.
by trumpisagrosslittlebitch December 4, 2020
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