That big titty sexpot Trixie is the perfect canvas. I can paint a Jackson Pollock on her with my man goo
by chorizogordo February 1, 2024
Get the Canvas mug.Another way of referring to teeth, especially if the owner of the teeth has very good oral hygiene.
Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers
Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers
Amanda was a monthly visitor to her dentist and brushed 4 times a day. Her friends constantly tried to make her smile just so they could get a glimpse of Colgate’s canvas.
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Get the Colgate’s Canvas mug.by Floflo<3 November 11, 2020
Get the hickey canvas mug.This means that the discussions are tedious and literally no one cares about them! Most students just find some answer on google and summarize it as their discussion.
by clife March 10, 2021
Get the canvas discussions mug.Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!
Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!
Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
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Get the Canva mug.The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence her back being “The Canvas”
“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021
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