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buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches
I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.
by John Yanchunis December 24, 2008
mugGet the buffermug.

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...
(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."
by truefortyfive July 30, 2012
mugGet the Bufferingmug.

buffer

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.
by Maguire September 9, 2003
mugGet the buffermug.

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.
"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"
by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008
mugGet the Bufferingmug.

buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!
by jeffrey1234567 September 21, 2005
mugGet the buffermug.

Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018
mugGet the Buffer Nutmug.

Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
mugGet the Boner Buffermug.

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