Borts

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yo you seen finsley walking through the hall after 1st period, his borts were poppin

by Ole' Balaclava April 22, 2023

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Bort

Luke: “I’m going to bort all over your face.”
Gavin: “what is a bort?”

by Bort Sr. September 30, 2023

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A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.

Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake

Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots

Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm

Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions

May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior

"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025

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Bort

(Verb) To disrupt someone.

I'm sick and tired of being borted one hoop after another.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

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borted

the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!

Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…

by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022

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fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

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