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The Loretta Babes

"Hey look its the Loretta Babes"
"The Loretta Babes are always so active"
by thelorettababes July 15, 2020
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The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010
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out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question
The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009
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Base in the Face

This is another term for sex. The base is referring to a person's strongest part of the body, the mid-section or private parts.
Poor John, he never gets any base in the face.
by #1UB March 1, 2019
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Around the World in 80 Babes

Banging various chicks in various countries all over the world. Must bang a chick in key parts of the world including, but not limited to, America, Germany, Egypt, China, England, Greece, Italy, Japan, Australia, Ghana, Madagascar, and most importantly, Mexico.
Mahied: I just went around the world in 80 babes
Ashley: Fuck you
by Rita Malek August 5, 2008
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