A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.
Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*
Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!
Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!
by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018
Get the the bitch slap of justice mug.The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
by Remote Troll August 23, 2011
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Get the just in the neck of time mug.Refers to when you were able to partake of a Winston or Marlboro at da very last moment before you "cracked" emotionally, passed out, etc.
I avoid tobacco or any other addictive chemicals, so hopefully I should never have any "just in the nicotime" incidents, such as having to remain in a no-smoking area for a longer period than a "hooked" individual would normally go between cigarettes.
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Get the If Justified Perogatives Mean Philosophy Then Being Esoteric Is THe Opposite Of THat, I mug.A type of internet troll who:
a) is a fucking idiot
b) is about as smart as a brain-dead slug, if not dumber.
c) is a fucking fag
d) thinks he has a PhD but in reality is a fucking fucktard
e) loves to have threesomes with B-lush and his boyfriend abdul and loves being assblasted
f) doesn't know how to argue and makes fucked up and stupid claims that he cannot back up.
g) will never back up his claims and runs away like a fucking coward.
a) is a fucking idiot
b) is about as smart as a brain-dead slug, if not dumber.
c) is a fucking fag
d) thinks he has a PhD but in reality is a fucking fucktard
e) loves to have threesomes with B-lush and his boyfriend abdul and loves being assblasted
f) doesn't know how to argue and makes fucked up and stupid claims that he cannot back up.
g) will never back up his claims and runs away like a fucking coward.
thejustice is such a fucking fucktard!!
by mxre March 19, 2005
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