Mariah Evisu: "It's packed in club Shampoo tonight!"
Amarrahii Revlon: "Well you know it is Philly and it's first friday!"
Mariah Evisu: "Yasssssss honey, The Girls are out no shade!"
Amarrahii Revlon: "Well you know it is Philly and it's first friday!"
Mariah Evisu: "Yasssssss honey, The Girls are out no shade!"
by capricorns1st January 24, 2011
<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
<random people>
"A female?!"
"hi2u2"
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"STFU n00bs"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"
<random people>
"A female?!"
"hi2u2"
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"STFU n00bs"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"
by dj gs68 October 24, 2003
A gift from god that makes the world go round.Without them,life on earth wouldn't exist.The world needs girls.
Also An amazing package that comes in doffereng flavors.sexually and morally
Also An amazing package that comes in doffereng flavors.sexually and morally
by DOCTORLOVE1 March 14, 2017
If somone calls you this girl it either means they care about you but don’t know how to tell you or they dont like you at all and they are just a fuck boy....... sorry if it’s that last definition!
by Egowalffles February 19, 2021
Also known as women, these complicated beasts are well known in today's modern world to be extremely complicated to handle. One wrong move or word can send this creature into a downward spiral of shit-talking, crying, and solid objects often become airborne.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
Girl: Want some candy corn?
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
by mmachine August 14, 2009
Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.
by Help! June 1, 2005
A female child or a young woman.
An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.
Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.
An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.
Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.
Girls need lots of love.
That little girl is truly an angel.
Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.
That little girl is truly an angel.
Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.
by Kurt February 13, 2005