After having anal sex, crack a farm fresh egg into her ass. Fuck the egg, finish, then shit the egg into a pan and cook to completion. Enjoy.
by Lil dick Richardson September 25, 2021

*in company of a woman
-Guy 1: would you du segg?
-Guy 2: I would only du segg if I was du segg
-Woman: what are yall talkin' about?
-Guy 1: Nothing
-Guy 1: would you du segg?
-Guy 2: I would only du segg if I was du segg
-Woman: what are yall talkin' about?
-Guy 1: Nothing
by Flash Gordon levitt November 5, 2013

Usually in rocket league (or real life for professionals); the act of putting one’s exhaust pipe in another’s rear bumper.
by anonymous January 15, 2021

Everyone when someone mentions seggs in Alex2Epic discord server: ewwww seggs , seggs bad , #banseggs2020
by Slavbread May 24, 2020

He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.
by YuaBeVibin February 24, 2022

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004
