Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

telergized

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.

"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."

by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

Telefrag

v. A concept derived from video games that have some kind of teleportation element. If the space that something would teleport to (or respawn to) happens to have something else already there, one of 5 possibilities could occur: the object in that space would be destroyed, the object doing the teleporting would be destroyed, both objects are destroyed, the objects get merged in some fucked up deformed way, or nothing at all. The concept is also be used in science fiction, for example: in Rick and Morty if a portal is closed on an object halfway through it, or in Battlestar Galactica when a miscalculated FTL jump lands a ship inside a planet or star.

I got bored of all the weapons so now I just use the Translocator to telefrag n00bs.

by PetchelSurvivor May 1, 2020

Telfurtian

having or showing Telfurt, especially of a high level.
"Annabelle is telfurtian and hardworking"

"Using made-up words in conversation will help you sound more telfurtian than usual"

by CaitlynWasTaken April 24, 2022

Rob Telford

Likes to shag wheelbarrows

Retard: Rob wanna come dick around and get kicked out of sainsburys?
Rob Telford: Nah im gonna stay home and shag my wheelbarrow

by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019

Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021

tolfer

A male who, although he doesn't participate in any organized lacrosse leagues, wears madras, flat bills, mid calf socks, and overall lax bro clothing.

Those guys wearing mid-calf socks and flat bills, they don't even play lacrosse. What a bunch of tolfers!

by Tolfmaster August 11, 2011